derinthescarletpescatarian:

abalidoth:

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

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a-christmas-fruitcake:

Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors

Ghoul pls don’t put this curse on me

The idea that vasectomy is equal to eunich is going to live with me forever. That’s a fucking hilarious take I’m adopting it immediately. Both of those things make you sterile so why the fuck not. I’m going to start thinking of them as the same thing, as a little treat for me.

Me in a couple years omw to get Eunuch Surgery

this is incredibly insulting to me, as an orchiectomy girlie, it is watering down the definition, it used to mean something

Petition to sidestep this problem by castrating the McElroy Brothers

wolfmoonjournal:

littlecofiegirl:

thedupshadove:

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.

Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.

Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.

Bad look for the Prince of course. Even if she did age while she was in that glass case. He saw a dead woman and just decided to keep her. And once she stopped being dead he was like we’re married now

He did cause the evil queen to dance to death in red hot shoes though. That was kinda cool.

With the acknowledgement that I’m grasping at straws, is it ever directly confirmed that the Prince wasn’t also 7?

See, I think that still works.

You are the guardsman assigned to protect the eight-year-old Prince. You are currently in the middle of the forest because he absolutely had his heart set on “going hunting”, and the royal second-grader should definitely not be traipsing around the woods on his own. You let him go a little on ahead and he comes running back talking about how there’s a dead girl in the clearing and there’s no-one else around and he wants to take her home because she’s really pretty, Hans, and she’s all alone!

You let him drag you to said clearing and okay, that is one angelic-looking dead child alright, and on the one hand the quality of her clothes and the craftsmanship on the coffin (who builds a see-through coffin?) speak to potential Consequences if you simply carry her off, but also for the amount of vines that have grown on the coffin she looks extraordinarily un-decayed, so you should probably get the court alchemist’s opinion on that, and there’s no way he’s going to come all the way out here in his embroidered velvet curly-shoes. And also this kid is technically assigned by God as your natural superior, or something.

So fine. You hoist the coffin onto your shoulder (it’s not like the Prince can do it. He’s eight.) and head back toward the castle, Prince chattering blithely all the way. And then you turn your ankle on a rock and suddenly there’s a thump and a cough and a lot of shouting from inside the coffin and you have now become a key player in a tense political incident with the next kingdom over.

You should probably ask for a raise.

WAIT NO THIS IS GLORIOUS

were–ralph:

solitarelee:

were–ralph:

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Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

“Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets”; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

It’s called hard sci-fi because it’s not as easy

I thought it’d be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I’m not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I’m on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry